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Have you ever wondered as to why tournaments exist? It puzzles me that such events take place. What's the point in having them? If the best team plays, and gets beaten, the chances are that they will still be favorites while the team that beat them will be the underdog again. Take for example, the TVS Cup going in India between Australia, India, and New Zealand. Australia is obviously...more

Sumantro Das (also known as Donald) is a contributor for Delhi Dogs Online and is a Member of the Delhi Dogs.

Troy Martin has written a special article regarding a trip to an American shopping centre. It was on November 8th, 2003.

Attendees: Troy Martin, Sumantro Das, Krish Iyer (not Sarkar)

6:10pm- the group arrives at the Palisades Canter (the second largest
mall in the United States)
6:15pm- arrive at best buy.

Troy Martin is an provides overseas support for the Delhi Dogs and writes for Delhi Dogs Online.

Subject: 6 ways to catch a lion

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily

3. Schrödinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion is to be
in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an
inverse transformation with respect to the lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane that allows every thing to
pass through it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differentiation Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in
the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out
the lion.

Krishna Sarkar is a contributor for Delhi Dogs Online, and is an member of the Delhi Dogs

One night a robbery had taken place at Mr. Gopal's place, and Ram was told to go to the the police station and report the robbery. The report to the police officer was that "a cow has been stolen from the house, the will has been broken by the thief, the stars were shining and the dogs were barking". Now ,since Ram had a problem of forgetting what he was told he reported that "a cow broken the house wall, took away the thief, the dogs were shining and the stars were barking".

Second joke...

An ant was having a conversation with an elephant when they decided to go for swimming one day in which the cow asked the elephant that "can I borrow a pair of swimming trunks?" The elephant replies "Are you sure they will fit you dear ant". The ant says "Didn't you know that in my last life I was the elephant and you were the ant!"

Robin Chatterjee is a contributor towards the Delhi Dogs Online, and is a member of the Delhi Dogs

A father and son go for a car ride. They meet with an accident and the father dies on the spot. The son needs surgery, and is taken to the closest hospital. The surgeon comes and looks at him and says, "Oh my God, how can I operate on him, he is my son!"

Saptarshi Chatterjee (no relation to Robin) is a contributor towards the Delhi Dogs Online, and is a member of the Delhi Dogs